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New Engineering Postcard
There is not a lot of clever words to throw into this post, I think the picture just speaks for itself. This little nugget was taken onboard my former home, the mighty Gallatin. In light of those 4 378’s getting permission to end their 40+ year run of service, I dedicate this one to the [...]
New Joke: Relationship Advice
This was sent to me by MEC Rodriguez. I thought it was pretty funny. This is a perfect example of why engineers do not write dating/life/advice columns.
Why Engineers Don’t Write Advice Columns:
Dear David,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the [...]
Pick on BM Thursday!!
A very funny Joke was sent my way today.
Five Navy surgeons from are discussing who makes the best Coast Guard patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Storekeepers on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second surgeon responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try [...]
Web Find – Joke O&E
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You [...]
Web Find – Joke Ratings
A Boatswain Mate, a Operations Specialist, and an Machinery Technician were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The Machinery Technician fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!” The Operations Specialist chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!” The Boatswain [...]
Web Find – Random Joke
Dear Abby,I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a Boatswains Mate in the Coast Guard, the other was put to death in the electric chair for a gruesome multiple murder. My mother died from dementia when I was three years old. My sisters are prostitutes, and my [...]
